KRISTEN STEWART looks like TERESA PALMER

 
These ladies both excel at playing dark roles, but only one of them actually had a tough past.  Hint: it's not the one who had relations with Rupert Sanders, the director of...nothing?

 

KELLY OLYNYK looks like JAY (JASON MEWES)

What is more acceptable: Gonzaga's recent Harlem Shake video or the Clerk's II rendition of Goodbye Horses?  That question, my friends, can only be answered by another question: 

MARSHALL HENDERSON looks like SID FROM TOY STORY




For better or for worse, the 2013 NCAA Season may forever be synonymous with Marshall Henderson. Fresh off an SEC Championship victory over the Florida Gators that gave the University of Mississippi an auto-bid into the NCAA story, Henderson partied just like you would expect him to. While we here at Resemblog, fully appreciate the GIF-machine he has turned himself into, a majority of the country seems to think he is nothing but a white-trash degenerate. It only seems fitting that Henderson perfectly resembles the most sadistic Pixar character ever created. So when watching the tournament this upcoming weekend, make sure to see all the mannerisms Henderson and Sid share...all the way down to what Henderson's future career will most likely be.

MACKLEMORE looks like RUPERT GRINT



Fresh off his SNL performance that should bring a few more casual fans to the Indie rapper, Macklemore is ready to pop off.  I personally like everything I've heard from him and thrift shop unveiled to the world the way we've been shopping for Halloween costumes for years.  And look out ladies, Rupert Grint is on the prowl, he's letting everyone know that he's not like 10 anymore and Harry Potter is totally NOT for dorks.  Sorry kid, you'll always be Ron Weasley, just ask Luke Skywalker how his career was after Star Wars.

ADAM OATES looks like RAY LIOTTA




Much like Ray Liotta, Adam Oates is a tough guy to figure out. Caps fans were excited to hear that the hall-of-fame player turned coach was taking charge of the team. However, a terrible start has left fans questioning where the hell the offense went. When many people hear Ray Liotta, they think A-List actor...the guy was great in Goodfellas and Blow and his acting in Heartbreakers was damn-near Oscar worthy. However, the past decade he has been struggling and making movies like Wild Hogs. Wild Hogs is the reason why the United States' economy collapsed. Not cool Ray. Not cool at all. Please just do us a favor and tell your doppelganger Coach Oates how to right the ship so we can get back to the good times.

RAY WINSTONE looks like MIKE ERUZIONE


"My name is Mike Eruzione... And I play for the United. States. Of. America!!" Yeah, I get a patriotic hardon whenever I watch that scene. But it seems Miracle Mike has fallen on harder times and is auctioning off his jersey from that game against the Ruskis. Estimates say he'll pull in more than a mil, so I guess good on him. Meanwhile, Winstone, aka Mr. French from The Departed, is currently chilling on his Ark for his upcoming flick Noah. Hopefully he'll have some ladies to accompany him on this love cruise, otherwise shit might get weird with the zebras. Godspeed Noah.

GENO SMITH looks like DAVID HAREWOOD



David Harewood, or David Estes as most of you know him, looking quite serious in the serious drama Homeland.  This show takes serious matters of national security quite seriously.  Aside from a few goofy plot points and incredibly awkward moments involving spouses it's a great show and Harewood lends a steadying presence to the otherwise outsized subject matter.  He's a true American.  Wait, he's NOT AMERICAN?? HE'S BRITISH?!?! But he works for the fucking CIA!! HOW DID BARACK LET THIS HAPPEN!!

Geno however is all smiles, because he knows his draft stock will soar during this April's NFL draft due to some needy team without a QB (I'm looking at you Kansas City).  He'll be getting paid soon so he lends a big thumbs up to us.  As he went to WVU we can only assume that he burned some furniture and drank moonshine immediately after this picture was taken.

ROBIN WILLIAMS looks like ROBERT HERJAVEC

For those of you who don't recognize the gentleman to my right, Robert is a venture capitalist on the ABC show Shark Tank.  He is loaded and quickly becoming a celebrity.  The show #resembles Canada's most popular TV Show (according to his bio) Dragon's Den, which Herjavec just spurned for the American audiences.  Robin Williams was shocked Canadians had this on TV before the U.S.  Robin is best known for excessive water drinking during his stand ups, and being able to dramatically repeat It's Not Your Fault 10 times.

PAUL RYAN looks like MATTHEW MORRISON


Two Great Leaders.  One of the Grand Old Party, the other of Gleeks.

LOLO JONES looks like RASHIDA JONES

Lolo may be a virgin, but she's no Steve Carell.  She went over the top (of a hurdle) when she compared herself to the 40-year old virgin.  Maybe she got herself confused with Rashida Jones, whose role on the office was like microwaved tofu, hot but bland.  While one of them might get a gold medal, neither of these babes is going home with a Dundie.
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