MARIO WINANS looks like JAMAAL MAGLOIRE



With the way the Heat are playing in these NBA Finals, it really would not matter if they ended up playing scrub reserve Jamaal Magloire. Hell, throw his smooth-singing doppleganger, Mario Winans in there as well. There is no easier job in the NBA than being a teammate of Dwyane Wade and Queen James. If you are under 6'6", sit in the corner and shoot wide open 3's. If you are over 6'6", grab rebounds or ride the bench to a ring. See example here, here and here. Why good things happen to a douchemonger like Lebron James, I have no effin idea, and if anyone has a reason...well we will let our man, Mario sing this one out.
Shout out to Resemblog's favorite commenter, Franco, for this post.

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